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American football season starts this week. I’m so excited I could hug myself to death. By the time this articleContinue Reading

Labor Day in the United States marks the end of summer. It is a national holiday intended to celebrate workers,Continue Reading

Dear invisible reader friends (and potential voters), with Kanye West’s inspirational candidacy faltering, I am throwing my name in theContinue Reading

It’s Sunday evening. I’m flipping channels as I luxuriate on my new leather sectional. Her name is Fiona. I loveContinue Reading

The Mandela Effect describes a phenomenon where large groups of people have purported false memories of something happening that supposedlyContinue Reading

John Lennon once opined, “If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.” What a smartass.Continue Reading

I am contemplating a book. Writing one. A New York Times best seller. Because, candidly, I wouldn’t know how toContinue Reading

Like every aspiring nihilist, I love Friedrich Nietzsche. His titular quote tells us that truth is rarely simple. It isContinue Reading

I love my dog. His name is Hairy Kerry. We tried to be clever with his name.  A Cubsession IContinue Reading

Albert Einstein infamously quipped, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”Continue Reading